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We try to answer every question we receive. We’re not as good at some questions as we are at others. For instance, if you want to know the precise longitudinal coordinates of Area 51, or the molecular weight of the helium in a typical birthday balloon — well, we’re going to need some time. However, if you want to know why Quick Oats are so quick and why Regular Oats are so . . . regular, or why Olive Oil should be stored in a tin as opposed to a bottle, or the virtue of home-made bread, we can give you those answers really fast. Just call us, or send us an e-mail, and we’ll do our best to answer your questions